"Miss, let's talk this over..." Slap—! "You shameless... disgraceful..." "Don't look... or

"Miss, let's talk this over..."

Slap—!

"You shameless... disgraceful..."

"Don't look... or I'll gouge out your eyes..."

Empress Tantai's delicate hand landed on Luo Changqing's face—not hard, but deeply humiliating...

Luo Changqing was on the verge of tears...

Luo Changqing has transmigrated, only to be cast out by sixteen sects for being a natural-born failure...

Armed with his homemade Jiannanchun, Nü'erhong, Wuliangye, and a copy of *The 108 Erotic Illustrations*, he bribed the wine-loving Grand Elder of Transmission and eked out a living as a menial worker at the Xuanqing Heavenly Sect...

Until disaster struck from above...

This is the tale of an Earthling's journey through worlds, an epic saga that makes the gods and buddhas of the heavens tremble in the name of China!