- "Is this guy trying to be funny? There's no one in front, and he just randomly kicks it long?"

- "Haha, as expected, Schalke 04 is getting worse. Even brainless players can get on the field!"

- "From that far away, you think you're Beckham or something?"

- "Damn, Daniel is becoming more useless. Even brainless players can get on the field!"