"Fing hell, I've admired Immortal Emperor Hongye for ten thousand years, so why do you get to be her Dao companion? I'm not happy about it, let's fight."

The short Immortal Emperor feigned anger, but in truth, the goddess he admired wasn't Pei Hongye, but Cuifen, who had legs longer than anyone else's.

Though Cuifen's name sounded a bit rustic, she had captured his heart, especially with those legs that seemed longer than his life.

Often, in the quiet of the night, he imagined himself naked like a monkey, while her long legs were like a tree.