[Comedy · Cultivation · Mind-Reading · Light-Hearted · Mild System Element] Xiao Lin thought his

[Comedy · Cultivation · Mind-Reading · Light-Hearted · Mild System Element]

Xiao Lin thought his life as a cultivator would be smooth, quiet, and uneventful. That was, until the usually-useless system—only good for issuing absurd side quests like “pick flowers” or “go fishing”—suddenly gave him one serious mission:
"Resign from your role as Senior Brother."

Tired of the title anyway, Xiao Lin figured he’d step down… until he approached his junior disciples—
And started hearing their inner thoughts.

“Senior Brother! I love you! You're my one and only five-star character card! Don’t you dare look at any other girl!”

Staring at his cold and expressionless second junior sister… Xiao Lin: "Huh?"

“In our past life, I ignored your advice and made a terrible mistake. This time, I’ll follow your every word.”

Looking at his silent, brooding third junior brother gazing off into the distance… Xiao Lin: "What now?"

“Senior Brother is just a side character in the novel, but he's so hot... Does he have abs?”

Glancing at his fourth junior sister who kept sneakily peeking at his waist… Xiao Lin: "Excuse me?"

“The elemental energy in this world is decent for training, but it’s a shame I’m stuck in a girl’s body… Men’s bodies are just more practical.”

Looking at his fifth junior sister who was deep in meditation… Xiao Lin: "What the hell is going on?"

Turns out, everyone has their secrets.
And Xiao Lin? He just wants a peaceful retirement—not to become the lead in a chaotic love-and-cultivation drama!