Chapter 39 – Stink bombs

Fang Yuqing winced at the thought of her beloved sofa being soiled, especially by Zhou Peng, who was drenched in urine.

After all, Zhou Peng had been at the door and bore the brunt of the splashing.

She immediately yelled at Zhou Peng, demanding he stay off the sofa.

Zhou Peng felt deeply wronged.

He had only gone to trouble Zhang Yi because Fang Yuqing had told him to.

Now, not only was he drenched and shivering from the cold, but he also had wounds on his body.

And this was how Fang Yuqing treated him!

But then again, a simp is a simp.

Upon reflection, Zhou Peng thought Fang Yuqing had a point.

He had failed to carry out her orders and was filthy; how could he dare to contaminate the goddess's sofa?

The more he thought about it, the more he felt he deserved the scolding.

He quickly stood up and apologized profusely to Fang Yuqing, "I'm sorry, Yuqing, it's all my fault. Please don't be angry!"

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining were in a hurry to change their clothes, so she waved him off, "Just get out, we're changing."

Zhou Peng didn't dare say another word and hastily left Fang Yuqing's home.

The two women rushed back to their room and quickly changed out of the urine-soaked clothes.

But even after changing, they could still smell the pungent odor.

It wasn't just on their clothes; it had soaked into their hair and skin, even trickling down their necks.

With the weather so cold, bathing was akin to suicide, so they didn't dare.

They had no choice but to endure the nausea.

Their plan had failed, and now they were splashed with urine, which only intensified their hatred for Zhang Yi.

"What do we do? Zhang Yi is too cunning and hard to deal with!"

"Damn it, no matter what, I must take his house!"

"We'll come up with a plan. He must have a weakness!"

While the two women were plotting against Zhang Yi, he sent Fang Yuqing a message.

"This time it's urine, next time I'll splash you with feces! (✺ω✺)"

It was only because Zhang Yi had been in a rush that he used urine. If he had prepared in advance, he would have greeted them with feces!

Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining turned pale at the thought. Being splashed with feces was enough to make them wish for death!

Zhang Yi closed the chat and ignored any further messages from Fang Yuqing.

Although he had muted the notifications, the number of unread messages was climbing rapidly, and he knew none of them were pleasant.

He checked the property owners' chat group.

As soon as he entered, he witnessed a spectacle.

Ever since Chen Zhenghao had taken over her home, Mrs. Lin's mental state seemed to have deteriorated.

Now, she was incessantly sending voice messages in the group, demanding everyone hand over their supplies to her.

"I'm the head of our neighborhood committee! Whoever dares to disobey me, I'll have you arrested once the snow melts!"

"Do you hear me? Everyone respond! You must bring all your food to my house today!"

But this time, hardly anyone paid her any mind.

After more than ten days, people had realized what the situation was like.

The authorities couldn't take care of everyone, and Mrs. Lin's so-called neighborhood committee was utterly powerless.

She couldn't scare anyone and instead faced ridicule.

"Damn old hag, just go die, will you?"

"You swindled a box of instant noodles from us, and I haven't even settled the score with you!"

Some brought up the beginning of the snow disaster.

"If it weren't for you telling everyone it was fine and not to hoard supplies, how would we be in this situation?"

As soon as this was mentioned, it ignited everyone's anger.

When the snow first fell, although it was extremely cold, some people still wanted to go shopping.

But at that time, Mrs. Lin kept saying in the group that the snow disaster would pass quickly and threatened that anyone hoarding supplies would be dealt with, so no one dared to go out.

A few days later, when the snow had sealed all the roads, it was impossible to leave the house.

If not for her, everyone could have hoarded at least half a month's worth of supplies!

"Damn old hag, look at what you've done!"

"It's all because of you, the scourge!"

The neighbors cursed Mrs. Lin.

And the second-generation wealthy Xu Hao also appeared in the group.

"I'll pay a high price for supplies, whether it's food or drink. I'll pay 10,000 for a pack of instant noodles, 5,000 for a bottle of mineral water!"

The price of instant noodles had reached ten thousand. Xu Hao was truly desperate; his money would soon become worthless.

Zhang Yi shook his head, "What time is it, and you still think you can buy things with money."

As soon as Zhang Yi's words fell, someone immediately jumped out.

"I have some food at home; I can sell it to you."

Zhang Yi was speechless.

It seemed that no matter the circumstances, there would always be those greedy enough to risk their lives for money.

Despite the slim hope, some were still betting that the snow disaster wouldn't last too long.

But only Zhang Yi knew that the snow disaster would continue for an incredibly long time.

Even after the snow stopped, the world would need a very long time to recover.

Money, in this case, was even less useful than waste paper; at least waste paper could be kept for wiping one's butt.

Thinking of this, an idea with a touch of malice crossed Zhang Yi's mind.

He had an abundance of toilet paper in his storage, but he guessed his neighbors didn't have as much.

What would they use to wipe their butts if they ran out of toilet paper?

Soon, he shook his head again.

"If they're not eating enough, they're probably not pooping much either!"

However, this also indicated that the current fragile peace would soon be shattered.

Zhang Yi knew that once food was completely cut off, people would turn into terrifying beasts.

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The next day, Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining were back at Zhang Yi's door, knocking and pleading desperately for him to let them in, claiming they were about to freeze to death.

Zhang Yi ignored them completely.

Freeze to death?

That was precisely what Zhang Yi wanted to see.

Seeing no response from Zhang Yi, they said that for the sake of past relationships, even some food would suffice.

Zhang Yi, watching through the surveillance camera, saw that they had even brought umbrellas, likely traumatized by yesterday's urine incident.

But Zhang Yi wasn't foolish enough to open the door for them.

If his guess was correct, they were armed with knives, ready to kill him and seize his house and supplies.

Zhang Yi thought for a moment, then opened his extra-dimensional space.

There were many miscellaneous items in the storage that he didn't use daily, which he had casually collected.

His extra-dimensional space was large enough, so he wasn't worried about it taking up space.

He never expected it to come in handy so soon.

He took out two stink bombs from the toy section.

These toys were designed for pranks, emitting an extremely foul odor once ignited, and were very difficult to wash off with water and detergent.

Listening to Fang Yuqing and Lin Caining's voices outside, he chuckled, picked up the stink bombs, and headed towards the door.

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